Sin City Adventurer T-Shirts

The only machine in Vegas that pays out.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Bankside

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.