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"That brings us to your search history."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

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Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"And God called the light day."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

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'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.