Sinful Searchers Prints

"That brings us to your search history."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Existential Risk

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"And God called the light day."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Seven deadly sins store

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."