Sin Seekers Prints

'So where are you going?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Business Outlook

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money