Shine Seeker Mugs

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

On holiday.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't spark joy."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Relaxing in the Sun

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Sunbathers.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!