Sparkle Seeker Mugs

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Bling bling merrily on high.

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Janitor mops the floor.

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Iliadette.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Relaxing in the Sun

"Shake! Good Dog."

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Summertime

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Happy holidays for kids.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Emergency exit into Space

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Disco Bunny.