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'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Welcome Ghost.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Starvation Watching

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Stephen King

"He did it!"

Reading room

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Ghosts from around the world

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Janet Leigh

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Get ready."