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'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Welcome Ghost.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Reading room

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Janet Leigh

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Get ready."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.