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"Mennonites in Black."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

The Insiders

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Edward Shovelhands"

Snakes Without Masks On A Plane

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Top Gump

No one bleats about fleece club!

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Pulp Science Fiction

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."

Monster Attack

Home Alone 45

Mean Girls

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

King Cow

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

"Norm"