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"Mennonites in Black."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Planet of the Dems

The Insiders

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

The Family Joules: Part 13

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Edward Shovelhands"

No one bleats about fleece club!

Top Gump

Pulp Science Fiction

Snakes Without Masks On A Plane

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Norm"

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

King Cow

Mean Girls

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."

Monster Attack