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"Edward Shovelhands"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Bro of Frankenstein

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Planet of the puppies"

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Planet of the Dems

Gogglebollox.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

The Insiders

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Thanks for reaching out."

Top Gump

Pulp Science Fiction

No one bleats about fleece club!

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

"Norm"

Rosemary's Hairdresser's Cousin's Baby

King Cow

"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word." "Yes, sir." "Are you listening?" "Yes, I am." "Colonize."

Mean Girls

Monster Attack