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Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Home Alone 45

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Bro of Frankenstein

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.