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"Aww, a cute little ghost...and what's the trick if I don't give you a treat?"

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Happy Halloween!

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

Candy Corn Dracula

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Wife reads 'Hannibal' before going to bed and says "I heard something" to annoyed husband

Cape costume

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Halloween Tree

Witch

Violin Ghost

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."