Moving To A Co-op Gifts

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Dog on man's stair lift

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Student Food Pyramid

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'No it's still not fixed'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Waster Island Apartments