Moving To A Co-op Mugs

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Dog on man's stair lift

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Student Food Pyramid

'No it's still not fixed'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"