Co-op Community Philosopher Mugs

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

Skeptic Tank.

"You don't whisper anymore."

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Continental Drift.

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Amongst the rush.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'