Street Philosopher Mugs

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Government 101 - Do not walk.

My only skill is taking tests.

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

Beggar's sign: 'No common sense, but a wonderful test taker.'

'Of course, you can't pleasure all of the people all of the time.'

"Yeah, this is some great corner - you wouldn't believe the cap rate."

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. Luckily, my dreams aren't that wild.'

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

'I think this 'debt-free living' is over-rated.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Lost ability to self-fund.

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

Change is good! Can you spare some?

'STILL working with all those family allowances?'

Feed a fever.

Drop outs are unidentified failing objects.

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Youths encounter array of people with clipboards: 'There are so many undesirables on the streets these days.'

"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."

Thank you for using 44th St. Have a nice day.

"Don't you remember me? During the blackout we slept on the same sidewalk."

"Well Buddy, I guess we were into social distancing before it became popular."

"I'm good with money so I'm thinking about going into accounting."

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

Trying to get out of the sun. Please help.

"He's been walking around with that sign like there's no tomorrow."

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

Man looking at a street sign that reads "Curb your limits"

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

Not part of the problem. Not part of the solution. Just a freelance bum. ?

"Really? If I had a law degree I'd be panhandling by the Courthouse.''

A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.