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"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

Skeptic Tank.

"You don't whisper anymore."

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Continental Drift.

Amongst the rush.

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."