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"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Bees live in Home Very Sweet Home.

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

Biker Hell No

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'I put the bins out.' - 'Hold on, I just need to finish a really important e-mail.' - '*whine*' - 'Okay, okay! Who's a good boy, then?!' - 'Me! I am!'

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

"Are you sure we can donate him and keep the couch?"

Waiting for the digital newspaper.

You live such a simple life, Nana. Not compared to a robin. That's not true. Excuse me? Robins fly south in the winter. I would too�If I could get their airfare.

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'There are easier ways to get a look at community care.'

"Alexa, will you be my friend?"