Co-op Living Advocate Pillows

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Bees live in Home Very Sweet Home.

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

Biker Hell No

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'I put the bins out.' - 'Hold on, I just need to finish a really important e-mail.' - '*whine*' - 'Okay, okay! Who's a good boy, then?!' - 'Me! I am!'

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

Waiting for the digital newspaper.

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

"Are you sure we can donate him and keep the couch?"

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'There are easier ways to get a look at community care.'

Naked Restaurant