Unconventional Living Advocate Pillows

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

All Natural Nothing

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"You won’t need refills."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Heart Disease Menu