Alternative Living Advocate Pillows

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"You should consider buying."

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health