Unconventional Living Advocate T-Shirts

Naked Restaurant

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.