Unconventional Living T-Shirts

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

No Immediate Danger

Vegetarian Birds

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Surprise!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Is Driving Doomed?

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."