Unconventional Lifestyle T-Shirts

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Surprise!"

Vegetarian Birds

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

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Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

REPENT! Get back to nature

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I beg to differ."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Astronaut Selfie.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"My joints... are almost done"