Unique Lifestyles T-Shirts

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

City Marathon.

Vegetarian Birds

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Streets - Night

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr Metrosexual.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

It's all gravy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Sidewalk Ballet

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'