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'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Punk Reindeer

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Mixed Nuts

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Crusty Bread

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Landmark selfie

Witches of LA

Vegan Cat

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Garages are very sought-after in India...

'I want to be a role model.'

Back to School Specials!

'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'

rich woman on horseback

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

Phone buff.