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'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Punk Reindeer

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Mixed Nuts

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Crusty Bread

Witches of LA

Landmark selfie

Vegan Cat

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Garages are very sought-after in India...

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

'I want to be a role model.'

Back to School Specials!

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'

rich woman on horseback

'It's a nonesie.'