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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Walt Disney on ice."

The Streets - Night

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr Metrosexual.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Run, Mike, Run!

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Sidewalk Ballet

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

It's all gravy.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Gymnast's Commute

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

Urban Life.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Leaving New York

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

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