Unconventional Lifestyle Gifts

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

"Surprise!"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

i-teddy

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

The Mainstream

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"My joints... are almost done"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"