Unconventional Living Enthusiasts Gifts

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Unconventional Music Player

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Mousehole Parking

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"