Unconventional Living Enthusiasts Prints

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Unconventional Music Player

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Birthday Suit Alterations

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

Mousehole Parking