Unconventional Decor Enthusiasts Prints

Unconventional Music Player

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

Cake Free Zone

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Cat being licked by plant.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Table Tennis ball-boys

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

WInter Fish

'Water is included with rent.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

American Flag

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."