Quirky Decor Aficionados Prints

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Bolivian oblivion: try before you buy.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

101 uses of a dead cat: candlestick

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

Carnations.

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"Butt cracker"

The Ugly Plant

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Red in tooth and claw.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks