Quirky Decor Aficionados Prints

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Bolivian oblivion: try before you buy.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

101 uses of a dead cat: candlestick

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

Artist Painting his Television.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

"Butt cracker"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'