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Traditional Lifestyle Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the timeless appeal of traditional lifestyles? Explore our collection of charming, humorous, and thoughtfully designed products that celebrate heritage, classic values, and a love for the nostalgia of a bygone era. Whether it’s for a cherished family member or a friend who appreciates vintage charm, our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints brings warmth and humor to any home or wardrobe.
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
Vegetarian Birds
The Modern Novel.
'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'
"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."
Fur Baby
'It's going to be a vegan.'
The Mainstream
i-teddy
REPENT! Get back to nature
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"
'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'
Folk Wedding
"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"
"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."
'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'
"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."
"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."
Maypole
'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'
Traditional Lifestyle Gifts Collection
Traditional Lifestyle Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating traditional lifestyles—perfect for starting conversations and adding a vintage touch to your morning routine.
Traditional Lifestyle Pillows
Curl up on pillows that evoke the warmth of traditional living. Perfect for adding nostalgic charm and comfort to your home décor.
Traditional Lifestyle Prints
Browse our collection of prints that beautifully depict traditional lifestyles, ideal for decorating your space with timeless elegance.
Traditional Lifestyle T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts inspired by classic values and vintage charm—a witty way to showcase your appreciation for a traditional lifestyle.