Traditional Lifestyle Mugs

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Vegetarian Birds

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Fur Baby

The Mainstream

i-teddy

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Folk Wedding

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Maypole

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."