Unconventional Lifestyles Gifts

"He loved the beach."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

'My secret for a long life? I've always drank, smoked, made out with women and hated yogurt and exercising.'

Sadojazzachists

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Surprise!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Vegetarian Birds

i-teddy

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"I beg to differ."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Astronaut Selfie.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'