Unconventional Choices Gifts

"Surprise!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

Storage Unit of Love

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Pub Kendo.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Spaghetto

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

Jungle Taxi

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Sadojazzachists

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"He loved the beach."

Wedding nose ring

Island Entrance Fee