Unconventional Homes T-Shirts

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Surprise!"

"Not to mention the park view."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Turn that noise down !

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

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"It has some charming original features."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

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"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Bed of nails.

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

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"I just built me a summer home up north."

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

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"He loved the beach."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

"If we time it right, I can get you in this house today."

'As you can see, it's set back from the main thoroughfare.'

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"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

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