Unconventional Homes Gifts

Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Surprise!"

"Not to mention the park view."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Turn that noise down !

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Family living in an allevator

"It has some charming original features."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Sadojazzachists

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"I just built me a summer home up north."

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Bed of nails.

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

"He loved the beach."

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"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

"If we time it right, I can get you in this house today."

"You bought one, too? That guy’s a really persuasive realtor!"

House for Sale.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

'As you can see, it's set back from the main thoroughfare.'