Unconventional Homeowner Gifts

"I just built me a summer home up north."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mouse real estate!

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"We have a termite problem."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Junk Mail Shredder.

Home Ship Home

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Blooming modern houses.'

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit