Unconventional Homeowner Gifts

"I just built me a summer home up north."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mouse real estate!

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"We have a termite problem."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Home Ship Home

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

'I guess I should have paid the foundation bill.'

Junk Mail Shredder.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Blooming modern houses.'

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'