Unique Home Dweller Gifts

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Factominiums."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

Turn that noise down !

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

'Mongo - litter box!'

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

"It has some charming original features."

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

Shoe house

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

John's arrival