Unique Home Dweller Gifts

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Not to mention the park view."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Factominiums."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Turn that noise down !

'Mongo - litter box!'

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

"It has some charming original features."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

Shoe house

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

"I'll tell him the cat did it."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.