Apartment Living Advocate Pillows

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Honey, I'm home.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"There, that's better!"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

The Bright Side

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."