Joining A Co-op Gifts

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Home Business - Business Cards.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Sharing the load.

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

A frat party at an online university

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

Working Together

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"Welcome to the company, Barnes. All we have to do now is mark you with our brand."

'Be wormier!'

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'Well, I suppose the kid has just joined the company...'

2 0 F E Zero is a real team player. By himself he's nothing, but he makes numbers about him bigger and better.

The World Awakens

Peace among people.

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Hold it. I've got an idea.Why don't you try working together toward a common goal for a change?"

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

"It costs how much to join?"

Procedure - A Fact.