Cooperation Gifts

Sharing the load.

2 0 F E Zero is a real team player. By himself he's nothing, but he makes numbers about him bigger and better.

"Hold it. I've got an idea.Why don't you try working together toward a common goal for a change?"

Peace among people.

"To work together, we don't need to have the same friends, but we sure need to have the same enemies."

The World Awakens

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Lesbian civil partnership.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Reach for the Star.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Welcome to the Team

Go team!

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."