Co-op Community Fans Pillows

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

Harvey before and after.

'They're a very close family.'

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Choir wearing masks.

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

2020 vs. 2023

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Bob Dylan Fan Club