Pat Enthusiast Pillows

The nice things about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

Copycats

Remote control pirate bully

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Pick me!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."