Pat Enthusiast Mugs

Copycats

Remote control pirate bully

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Pick me!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Foster failure"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."