Cowpunk Enthusiast Pillows

Cowpunk

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Nice haircut."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

A Tumble Cow

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."