Cyberpunk Fan Gifts

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk Angel

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Cowpunk

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

William Hague as a punk.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'