Cyber Enthusiast Gifts

Oy-Bay (Jewish Ebay)

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

A.I. Rights!

'Maybe you'd better return to the main menu.'

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

GrannyChat: Granny73 & RedRHood

"Hacking world banking systems is all very well, Jackson, but it's hardly a career move, is it?"

Techno-Answers, Inc.: Pro-active cyber solutions to problems you think you don't have, but, wow... are you ever wrong.

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

Information Superhighway - Closed for resurfacing

'Please Sir, I'm being cyber bullied.'

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

Cyber Girl.

"His server is slow, his lines are tied up...close his connection! Overwhelm his system!"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Empty Telco Hardware Room

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.