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'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Stereotyping

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Johannes Brahms.

Lobster playing keyboard

Sergei Rachmaninov

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Piano Recital

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Computer Music

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'