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The King and his PC.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Bill Bailey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

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"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Col Pugno

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!